jours de pleut:

sasstiel-sassbutt:

arasellle:

justheroverthere:

I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type

I know mine. it’s

pureblood

this post just got 209348451 times better okay

(Source: perksofbeingahufflepuff, via dishonourable)

theyellowbrickroad:

I’m in Disneyworld and its raining like crazy and one of the princes strutted past me and said “even in the rain I look good” omfg

(via dishonourable)

bluthsoriginalfrozenbananas:

bluthsoriginalfrozenbananas:

so apparently the seniors at my old high school hired a mariachi band to follow the principal around all day for their senior prank

i found a picture

(via dishonourable)

kingschultzies:

*policeman voice* alright sir im going to have to ask you a few questions. *pulls out notepad* where did you come from? where did you go? *slams fists on interrogation table* where DID you come from cotton eyed joe?

(via dishonourable)

potato-tots:

missingeharmony:

potato-tots:

potato-tots:

what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?

a pastatute

how many people unfollowed you because of this

20

(via dishonourable)

akane-tamru:

Today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”

(Source: the-vashta-nerada, via dishonourable)

drfrederickchilton:

If gay people don’t use the phrase “I cant think straight around you” as a pick up line. I feel like we have missed a genuinely great opportunity.

(via dishonourable)

worcaholics:

judgementdays:

why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe

Yeah like where did it come from where did it go

(via dishonourable)